Corner of Dude and Catastrophe

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: After years of partnering with Planned Parenthood to offer low-income patients access to life-saving breast cancer screenings, Susan G. Komen for the Cure — a breast-cancer charity that has been known to sue small charities for using “for the cure” in their names — announced yesterday it would no longer fund those screenings.

The alleged reason? A newly instituted rule at Komen “that prohibits grants to organizations being investigated by local, state or federal authorities.”

While a congressional investigation against Planned Parenthood was launched by Florida Republican Cliff Stearns — a staunchly pro-life politician who called defunding Planned Parenthood a “fiscal and moral priority” — many supporters of Komen are failing to see the connection between abortions and breast-cancer screenings.

However, things get considerably clearer once it becomes known that Komen recently appointed Karen Handel, an “anti-choice” Georgia Republican who promised to defund Planned Parenthood, to serve as its SVP.

Taking Komen’s excuse — which includes the line “we must continue to evolve to best meet the needs of the women we serve and most fully advance our mission” — on its face becomes problematic when considering that all of the money granted to Planned Parenthood by Komen was being used to provide screenings to uninsured or underinsured women.

For the record, “abortion services” make up 3% of total services provided by Planned Parenthood. Cancer screening and prevention? 16%.

How can Komen claim to be acting in the best interest of women when it is actively denying many of them access to life-saving breast-cancer screenings that can’t get anywhere else? That’s what many on Komen’s Facebook page and message board would like to know.

They have been leaving angry messages denouncing Komen’s action since the news broke. Many are putting their pocketbook where their fingers are and donating money to Planned Parenthood that would have gone to Komen.

Over the past 24 hours Planned Parenthood has raised “hundreds of thousands” of dollars, and may have already surpassed the amount it would have received from Komen.

[photo: metro.]

See Also: Give Komen the Pink Slip: Five Ways to Support Women’s Health for All.

Look at this hilarious corruption.

thedailywhat:

What The Kids Are Eating of the Day: Ruled not good enough by America’s largest fast-food chains, the so-called “pink slime” — meat and meat by-products treated with ammonia — is still A-OK by U.S. Department of Agriculture standards.

In fact, the USDA will reportedly purchase over 7 million pounds of the gunk to turn into hamburgers and tacos for cafeterias feeding America’s schoolchildren.

McDonald’s, Burger King, and Taco Bell were all persuaded to stop using ammonia-treated meat after the practice of rinsing dog-grade meat with ammonia to wash away harmful bacteria was brought to the attention of consumers by celebrity chef Jamie Oliver.

“We’re taking a product that would be sold in its cheaper form for dogs,” said Oliver on his TV show Food Revolution. “After this process, we can give it to humans.”

But a USDA spokesman said there were no plans to stop using pink slime as part of the national school lunch program.

“The U.S. Food and Drug Administration as well as the Food Safety and Inspection Service considers ammonium hydroxide as ‘generally recognized as safe,’” said the spokesman, Aaron Lavallee. “FSIS reviewed the suitability of Beef Products Inc.’s use of ammonium hydroxide in order to assess its effectiveness in performing the intended technical purpose of use, at lowest level necessary, and to ensure that the product is not adulterated or misleading to consumers.”

However, since ammonia beef falls outside the jurisdiction of federal labeling requirements, parents have no way of knowing what exactly is being served to their kids.

[thedaily.]

The government wants to feed kids Allan’s hair.

andyandhismom:

judeisthelaw:

thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: Pfizer has issued a recall notice for over 1 million birth control pill packets — marketed by Akrimax Rx Products in the US — because they may inadvertently raise the risk of pregnancy.

According to the pharmaceutical company, the recall applies to packets that were accidentally shipped with too many or too few active tablets. The imbalance in proper dosage of the drugs is not dangerous, but may elevate the chance a woman taking these pill would become pregnant.

Pfizer says the root cause of the mixup was both mechanical and QA-related. A spokeswoman assured customers it has been since sorted out.

This recall could not come at a worse time for Pfizer, which just today announced a decline in fourth-quarter profits, which it attributes to generic alternatives for their best-selling products.

To see if your packet of Pfizer birth-control pills is being recalled, review the list of lot numbers on the FDA website.

[abcnews / wsj.]

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Still, maybe I have, like, one follower who doesn’t also follow them.

I don’t follow them. I don’t care much for what the daily what is. I want to know what what from now on is. /jokes

I know. Current events are what everyone is talking about. Even the past is so played-out. Only future events are new, non-mainstream ground.

Just want to spend a whole day responding to everything that way.

“Sir here’s your coff-“

“NAAAAAAY”

(via andyandhismom)

thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: Pfizer has issued a recall notice for over 1 million birth control pill packets — marketed by Akrimax Rx Products in the US — because they may inadvertently raise the risk of pregnancy.

According to the pharmaceutical company, the recall applies to packets that were accidentally shipped with too many or too few active tablets. The imbalance in proper dosage of the drugs is not dangerous, but may elevate the chance a woman taking these pill would become pregnant.

Pfizer says the root cause of the mixup was both mechanical and QA-related. A spokeswoman assured customers it has been since sorted out.

This recall could not come at a worse time for Pfizer, which just today announced a decline in fourth-quarter profits, which it attributes to generic alternatives for their best-selling products.

To see if your packet of Pfizer birth-control pills is being recalled, review the list of lot numbers on the FDA website.

[abcnews / wsj.]

Like TDW really needs my measly signal boost.

Still, maybe I have, like, one follower who doesn’t also follow them.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHEN’S THE LAST TIME WE WERE INTIMATE? WELL, YOU’D HAVE TO DEFINE ‘INTIMATE’ FOR ME, DOC. I’M NOT SURE I REMEMBER WHAT THAT MEANS.

HE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS, DOCTOR. HE’S TRYING TO BE FUNNY. HE THINKS HE’S VERY CLEVER.

IT’S ACTUALLY A DEFENSE MECHANISM, DOC. I HAD TO DEVELOP IT TO SURVIVE IN THE TUNDRA, WHICH IS WHAT I CALL OUR BEDROOM DUE TO THEIR SIMILAR ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS.

DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH, DOCTOR? WHO CAN BE INTIMATE IN THE FACE OF SUCH BEHAVIOR?

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE INTIMATE WITH MY FACE, SHERRY. I CAN THINK OF SEVERAL OTHER BODY PARTS YOU COULD START WITH. I’M SURE THE DOCTOR HAS A CHART SOMEWHERE YOU COULD LOOK AT, IF YOU’VE FORGOTTEN WHAT THEY ARE. RIGHT, DOC?

DOCTOR, PLEASE TELL HIM, CLINICALLY, THAT HE IS NOT FUNNY.

SPEAKING OF NOT FUNNY, DOC, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SEX LIFE THESE PAST FEW YEARS?

IT’S LIKE BEING MARRIED TO A CHILD.

It’s funny because it’s like the animals have people problems!